In her trademark eloquent style, Jessica Simpson revealed during a TV interview last night that she hasn’t married her fiancé of two years yet because she hasn’t been able to “keep her legs together”
During an appearance The Tonight Show, the reality star revealed that she and Eric have previously organised two dates to wed on however had to cancel them both after she fell pregnant each time.
'We've had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up,’ she said. 'We're doing it very backwards, I know... I'll just keep my legs crossed, I guess, this time.'
Classy. Jess then went onto reveal that her second pregnancy was most definitely not planned:
'Apparently it was a part of God's plan for my life,' she laughed as she chatted about her new. I was extremely shocked because I was going through a lot of hormonal changes, trying to get back to the old, vibrant Jessica. You know, it was kind of like a one-night stand. And it happened, all over again!'
She was also appearing on the chatshow to talk about her upcoming TV series in which she plays herself, essentially. Talking about it, she said:
‘I will be playing myself, which is pretty easy. We don't have a name [for the TV show] yet, we're just now in the process of casting everyone, doing the pilot. I will be playing myself but we'll have actors playing Eric and my dad. That'll be funny.'
We have a feeling it actually won’t be.
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